September 2009
auto-correct
thehumancondition:
me: wuddya gonna do tonight? Scott: going to brothers bar. if you wanna party sexy. me: Are you saying its gonna be sexy or are you calling me sexy? Scott: both? I tried to spell hardy but it corrected to sexy
August 2009
Giz Explains: How to Actually Make Coffee →
wah. pretty good read if you like coffee. i like coffee. i like the fuck out of coffee. better when you’re getting to know someone and it’s awkward and cute. well before it turns into heartbreak and me being drunk as fuck and tearing my shirt off. ok, enough info.
wepostmusic:
Biggie vs. Tupac vs. the XX — Runnin...
“i fill my diary with pressed wildflowers and aborted baby fetus’”
– kayla
9:47am
annaszczekutowicz:
herolawan:
unsure as to whether i just woke up from a beautiful dream or a nightmare
for a second there, i thought you was quoting beyonces song
doesnt it go… “sweet dream or a beautful nightmare…neither way i dont wanna wake up”
hahahahaha
HAHAHAH nah, this was for realsies. i mean, i generally don’t get up til noon. the time i’m supposed to be at work. ...
9:47am
unsure as to whether i just woke up from a beautiful dream or a nightmare
the worst:
it’s four in the morning…your time. are you going to answer ? because i always have
“i’ve never deferred your penis”
– victoria
1 tag
rande IS social media
(in boulder/denver at least)
haven’t been to Sputnik in ten days?? freeeee booze. people just come
up to me with shots…. bad news bears:P
one of our clients friended me on facebook. hope he didn’t see that post about charging clients extra for MY alcoholism. buuut he did tell me he was going to kill me:P
mark and i are gonna get sponsored by PBR. we're...
damnit,
i’ve been trying to get a job as an art framer FOR-FUCKING-EVER. the last email i sent was in response to a craigslist post and it was the second email i sent to the same employer because the first time i forgot to attach my resume. this time, i misspelled “atached”…supposed to have two “T’s”. damnit. damnit. fuck. i just wanna work in a...
unicornology:
planettampon:
Karen O and the...
closetsandwich:
Kemikal Girl - Flunk
annaszczekutowicz:
herolawan:
why is it cloudy on my days off?
i hear ya.
its a curse.
that cat thing around my icon makes it look like wolverine is just rippin’ through my neck
why is it cloudy on my days off?
shook (Emancipator Mash Up), sigur rós Vs. mobb...
sigur rós, gong
Lauren f: i have a promise ring from the jonas brothers concert
scottlawan: when you go to that?
lf: haha fuck that i would never go to that shit. those kids prolly would think i'm the anti christ
sl: no way. i bet they're fake as fuck
sl: "yo baby, you sucking on it ain't no crime"
