August 2009
July 2009
you want someone to love you? i'll fucking love...
three straight for being stood up by girls.
awesome!
one of those solo bar drinkers
Apparently Mike doesn't feel like we are good...
(via thehumancondition)
if i really like a girl i just met and she happens to call me while i’m pooping, i still answer
we'll post-rock out
if her arm looks fat, i crop it
…bitches are like that. they are the center of your universe, but...
– rande basicly telling me to play nice with a girl
thanks mark
sl: word. let me know. i got a meeting at work from 4-5. sexual harassment policies:P
mark: is the meeting only for you or staff meeting?
fuckin’ umm like in love with this lonely red-headed girl
:(
giddy with assholism
goddamnit girls fuck you
i am constantly reminded of that ‘seinfeld’ episode in which george thinks the girl he’s dating is ignoring him so he leaves that nasty, angry voicemail and then finds out that she was just out of town…
?
kayla: hooty hoo!
sl: what are we owls now?
k: can we be?
sl: yeah we're fucking owls this week
OH GOD!!! demi lovato was at 'paris on the platte'
i should’ve tried harder to meet her? i can just imagine it now, so i met this azn boy in denver and he smelled like he’d been boozin’ all nite…grossies